Таинственное мутное создание
Me: Slytherin’s are not evil.
Anti-Slytherin Person: Name ONE Slytherin who wasn’t a bad guy.
Me: Regulus Black.
Person: Bet you can’t name another one.
Me: Andromeda Tonks. Horace Slughorn. THE GREAT FREAKING MERLIN HIMSELF.
Person: Oh. Well, name one bad guy who WASN’T in Slytherin.
Me: Peter Pettigrew. Professor Quirrel. Igor Karkoroff. Vernon Dursley. Petunia Dursley. Dudley Dursley and all of Dudley’s gang. Gellert Grindewald: the second most famous dark wizard of all time.
Person: …
Me: Not to mention the HOARDS of characters we have NO IDEA WHAT HOUSE THEY WERE IN.
Anti-Slytherin Person: Name ONE Slytherin who wasn’t a bad guy.
Me: Regulus Black.
Person: Bet you can’t name another one.
Me: Andromeda Tonks. Horace Slughorn. THE GREAT FREAKING MERLIN HIMSELF.
Person: Oh. Well, name one bad guy who WASN’T in Slytherin.
Me: Peter Pettigrew. Professor Quirrel. Igor Karkoroff. Vernon Dursley. Petunia Dursley. Dudley Dursley and all of Dudley’s gang. Gellert Grindewald: the second most famous dark wizard of all time.
Person: …
Me: Not to mention the HOARDS of characters we have NO IDEA WHAT HOUSE THEY WERE IN.